Preguntas reales realizadas por abogados a testigo en USA (claro...)

Siguiendo la tematica sobre la inteligencia de los americanos, pongo este texto de frases textuales... impresionanates!

( Sacado de una lista americana, publicada en una revista de leyes.)

1.- "Y bien, Doctor, ¿no es cierto que cuando una persona muere durante él sueno, no se entera hasta la mañana siguiente?"

2. "¿Fue Vd. o su hermano menor quien murió en la guerra?"

3.-A que distancia estaban uno del otro los vehículos en el momento de la colisión?"

4 "¿Cuantas veces ha cometido Vd. suicidio?"

5- P: "¿Dice Vd. que las escaleras bajaban al sótano?"
R: "Sí"
P: "Y esas escaleras, ¿también subían?"

6- P: "¿Cómo termino su primer matrimonio?
"R: "Por muerte"
P: "Y¿ por la muerte de quien termino?"

7- P: "¿Puede Vd. describir al individuo?"
R: "Era de talla media y tenia barba"
P: "¿Era hombre o mujer?"

8- P: "Cada una de sus respuestas debe ser verbal, ¿OK? ?¿A que escuela fue Vd.?"
R: "verbal"

9 P: "¿Esta Vd. cualificado para proporcionar una muestra de orina?"
R: "Lo he estado desde mi más tierna infancia."

10- P: "Doctor, antes de realizar la autopsia, ¿verifico si había pulso?"
R: "No"
P: "¿Verifico la presión sanguínea?"
R: "No"
P: "¿Verifico si había respiración?"
R: "No"
P: "Entonces, ¿es posible que el paciente estuviera vivo cuando Vd. comenzó la autopsia?"
R: "No"
P: "¿Cómo puede Vd. estar tan seguro, Doctor?"
R: "Porque su cerebro estaba sobre mi mesa, en un tarro"
P: "Pero, ¿podría, no obstante, haber estado aun vivo el paciente?"
R: "Es posible que hubiera estado vivo y ejerciendo de abogado en alguna parte.

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