Pueblos valencianos en 4:22

Bueno, aviso que esta entrada es más para la gente de Valencia, ya que el resto o no entiende ciertas palabras o no le hace gracia por no estar acostumbrado a dichos nombres...

Viendo que cada vez desaparecen más pueblos devorados por las ciudades en la Comunidad Valenciana han decidido dar un empujoncito a los pueblos de toda la vida, para que sean más conocidos internacionalmente y así puedan perdurar un poco más. La idea para que esto ocurra no ha sido otra que traducir los nombres de dichos pueblos para que los guiris sepan por dónde van:

Llocnou = Newplace	Paiporta = Bread and door	Silla = Chair	Benidorm = Came and sleep	Rotova = Breakgo
Cullera = Spoon	Alcoi = To the neck	Massanasa = Too much nose	Barx = Tabern X	Vilanova = Newvillage
Quatretonda = Four gloriet	Catarroja = Taste red	Tavernes de la Valldigna = Taberns of the dignity valley	Quart de Poblet = Fourth of the little town	Castellonet de la conquesta = Little castle of the conquest
Morella = Die she	Elx = He X	Oliva = Olive	Pinet = Little tree	Miramar = See sea
Guardamar del Segura = Keep sea of the security	Benipeixcar = Came and fishing	Sueca = Swedish	Albal = To the OK	Potries = Tinchoose
Almoines = Alms	Valencia = OK gum	Albaida = Dawn go	Vila-real = Royal village	Ador = To of gold
La pobla del Duc = The town of the duke	Xàtiva = Chat and go	Villena = Wine full	Cofrents = Chest entities	Piles = Batteries
Riola = River hello	Simat de la Valldigna = Mount T of the dignity valley	La Pobla Llarga = The long town	La Pobla de Vallbona = The town of good valley	Benicull = Came and harvest
Romaní = Roman went	Bocairent = Mouth and yeast	La font d'en Carrós = The fountain of in barrows	Palmera = Palm	Corbera = Raven was
Altura = Height	Canals = Channels	Aielo de Malferit = To ice of bad injured	Montserrat = Mount sawed	La Vila Joiosa = The village bejeweled
Navaixes = Razors	Muro d'Alcoi = Wall of to the neck	El Palomar = The dovecote	Banyeres de Mariola = Bathtubs of sea and hello	Torrent = Tower yeast
Ibi = And wine	Pego = I hit	El Perello = The peter me	Beneixama = Come and drink	El Camp de Mirra = The field of myrrh
Castell de Cabres = Castle of goats	Gàtova = Cat go	Rocafort = Stone strong	Tavernes Blanques = Taberns white	Orba = Gold go
Ondara = Wave now	Castellfort = Castle strong	Cinctorres = Five towers	Sedaví = Silk wine	Picanya = Pine cane
Vilamarxant = Running village	Teulada = Roof	Moraira = Blackberry rage	Mutxamel = Much honey (A lot of honey)	Castell de castells = Castle of castles
Agost = August	Favara = Bean now	Torres Torres = Towers towers	Parcent = Couple hundred	Sollana = Sound wool
Vilafranca = Sincere village	Estivella = East and old woman	La Font de la Figuera = The fountain of the fig tree	Algemesí = To the "xe" plus(more) yes	Dos Aigües = Two waters
Benilloba = Came and wolf	Massamagrell = A lot of lean he	Quartell = Fourth he	Bonrepòs i Mirambell = Good rest and look me beautiful(old man)	Castellnovo = New castle
Els Poblets = The little towns	Moncada = World each	Meliana = Honey and went	Moixent = Soft i'm leaving	Alfafar = To the do beacon
Alqueria del Niño Perdido = To the I wanted of the lost boy	Alacant = To the song	Elda = He gives	Almiserà = To the me will be	Alboraia = To the good line
Les Coves de Vinromà = The grooves of twenty romans	Monover = Monkey see	La Llosa = The slab	Almàssera = To the more will be	Torreblanca = White tower
Alberic = To the good rich	Benifaio = Come and failure	Bufali = Blow it	Vistabella = Beautiful sight	Beneixida = Come exit
El Pinós = The pine bear	Ayora = There is time	La Llosa de Ranes = The slab of frogs	Montaverner = World barkeeper	Dénia = From there is
Sant Joan de l'Ènova = Saint john of "ey, it doesn't work"	Genovés = Gene or you see	Castelló de la Ribera = Castle I of the riverside	Castelló de la Plana = Castle I of the flat	Castelló de Rugat = Castle I of the wrinkled
Montesa = Mount healthy	Orpesa = Gold weight	Riba-roja = Red shore	Marenys de Barraquetes = The marsh of huts	Catadau = Taste dice
Benimarull = Come and sea eye	Sant Joan de Moró = Saint John of arab	Rossell = Blond hair he