| Llocnou = Newplace | Paiporta = Bread and door | Silla = Chair | Benidorm = Came and sleep | Rotova = Breakgo |
| Cullera = Spoon | Alcoi = To the neck | Massanasa = Too much nose | Barx = Tabern X | Vilanova = Newvillage |
| Quatretonda = Four gloriet | Catarroja = Taste red | Tavernes de la Valldigna = Taberns of the dignity valley | Quart de Poblet = Fourth of the little town | Castellonet de la conquesta = Little castle of the conquest |
| Morella = Die she | Elx = He X | Oliva = Olive | Pinet = Little tree | Miramar = See sea |
| Guardamar del Segura = Keep sea of the security | Benipeixcar = Came and fishing | Sueca = Swedish | Albal = To the OK | Potries = Tinchoose |
| Almoines = Alms | Valencia = OK gum | Albaida = Dawn go | Vila-real = Royal village | Ador = To of gold |
| La pobla del Duc = The town of the duke | Xàtiva = Chat and go | Villena = Wine full | Cofrents = Chest entities | Piles = Batteries |
| Riola = River hello | Simat de la Valldigna = Mount T of the dignity valley | La Pobla Llarga = The long town | La Pobla de Vallbona = The town of good valley | Benicull = Came and harvest |
| Romaní = Roman went | Bocairent = Mouth and yeast | La font d'en Carrós = The fountain of in barrows | Palmera = Palm | Corbera = Raven was |
| Altura = Height | Canals = Channels | Aielo de Malferit = To ice of bad injured | Montserrat = Mount sawed | La Vila Joiosa = The village bejeweled |
| Navaixes = Razors | Muro d'Alcoi = Wall of to the neck | El Palomar = The dovecote | Banyeres de Mariola = Bathtubs of sea and hello | Torrent = Tower yeast |
| Ibi = And wine | Pego = I hit | El Perello = The peter me | Beneixama = Come and drink | El Camp de Mirra = The field of myrrh |
| Castell de Cabres = Castle of goats | Gàtova = Cat go | Rocafort = Stone strong | Tavernes Blanques = Taberns white | Orba = Gold go |
| Ondara = Wave now | Castellfort = Castle strong | Cinctorres = Five towers | Sedaví = Silk wine | Picanya = Pine cane |
| Vilamarxant = Running village | Teulada = Roof | Moraira = Blackberry rage | Mutxamel = Much honey (A lot of honey) | Castell de castells = Castle of castles |
| Agost = August | Favara = Bean now | Torres Torres = Towers towers | Parcent = Couple hundred | Sollana = Sound wool |
| Vilafranca = Sincere village | Estivella = East and old woman | La Font de la Figuera = The fountain of the fig tree | Algemesí = To the "xe" plus(more) yes | Dos Aigües = Two waters |
| Benilloba = Came and wolf | Massamagrell = A lot of lean he | Quartell = Fourth he | Bonrepòs i Mirambell = Good rest and look me beautiful(old man) | Castellnovo = New castle |
| Els Poblets = The little towns | Moncada = World each | Meliana = Honey and went | Moixent = Soft i'm leaving | Alfafar = To the do beacon |
| Alqueria del Niño Perdido = To the I wanted of the lost boy | Alacant = To the song | Elda = He gives | Almiserà = To the me will be | Alboraia = To the good line |
| Les Coves de Vinromà = The grooves of twenty romans | Monover = Monkey see | La Llosa = The slab | Almàssera = To the more will be | Torreblanca = White tower |
| Alberic = To the good rich | Benifaio = Come and failure | Bufali = Blow it | Vistabella = Beautiful sight | Beneixida = Come exit |
| El Pinós = The pine bear | Ayora = There is time | La Llosa de Ranes = The slab of frogs | Montaverner = World barkeeper | Dénia = From there is |
| Sant Joan de l'Ènova = Saint john of "ey, it doesn't work" | Genovés = Gene or you see | Castelló de la Ribera = Castle I of the riverside | Castelló de la Plana = Castle I of the flat | Castelló de Rugat = Castle I of the wrinkled |
| Montesa = Mount healthy | Orpesa = Gold weight | Riba-roja = Red shore | Marenys de Barraquetes = The marsh of huts | Catadau = Taste dice |
| Benimarull = Come and sea eye | Sant Joan de Moró = Saint John of arab | Rossell = Blond hair he | ||
Un hombre entra a su restaurante favorito, y se sienta en la mesa de siempre.
Da una mirada a su alrededor y descubre a una hermosa mujer en una mesa cercana.
Esta completamente sola.
El tipo llama al camarero y le pide enviar a la mujer la botella del Merlot más caro que haya en el restaurante, pensando que si la mujer aceptaba la botella se rendiría a sus pies.
El camarero lleva la botella a la mesa de la mujer y le dice, señalando al hombre:
"Esto es de parte del caballero de aquella mesa"
La mujer mira la botella con frialdad durante un segundo, y decide enviarle una nota al hombre. Se la da al camarero, y este la entrega al destinatario.
La nota decía:
"Para que yo acepte esta botella, Usted debería tener un Mercedes en su garaje, un millón de dólares en el Banco y 20 cm. en sus pantalones."
Después de leer la nota, el hombre, piensa un segundo y decide contestar.
Le da la nueva nota al camarero y le pide que la entregue a la mujer.
La nota decía:
Para acceder a sus deseos, podría vender mi Ferrari Modena 360 y también mi BMW 850 SL , para quedarme sólo con el Mercedes 600 SEL en mi garaje.
Podría también donar doce de los trece millones de dólares que tengo en mi cuenta.
Pero...?????
ni por una mujer tan bella como usted
me cortaría cinco centímetros"
P.D: Devuélvame la botella.
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